Last night I tried on my rental wetsuit! Donning a wetsuit requires flexibility, stamina, patience and balance, none of which are my strong points, but fortunately, it was not quite as difficult as I’d originally expected. And there was an added bonus – after it was zipped up I felt a little like Catwoman (note to self, rent a wetsuit this Halloween).
Oops, I’m getting ahead of myself. I laid the suit out on the living room floor and assessed my opponent:
The quarter-inch thick neoprene looked pretty sturdy and I stopped worrying about putting a fingernail through it during the upcoming wrestling match (but I trimmed my nails really short ahead of time anyway). I held it up against myself and realized the legs were probably four inches too long (geez, was this thing made by Lane Bryant?). But all in all it didn’t look too scary.
Several wetsuit experts suggested that I slather myself with BodyGlide before trying to wriggle into what was essentially a ShrinkingJill-sized neoprene sausage casing, but as I didn’t really want to shower again today I decided to try it sans-lube. NOTE: For the curious among you, BodyGlide is not a sexual aid, but rather a non-greasy skin lubricant designed to reduce chafing on long runs/rides/walks/whatever as well as help get on tight things like wetsuits. I went through an entire stick of it training for the 3-day last summer. It’s good stuff.
Anyway, on to the main event. Off to a good start – right foot in the right leg:

Um, Jill? You just put your left foot into the left sleeve…
OK – legs done…now how do I get my arms in the sleeves???
Trapped!
Finally got it on and zipped up, woohoo! Threw on my swim cap and goggles for the full effect:
The suit was actually really comfortable and I skipped around the house for a little while enjoying the feeling of being completely encased in neoprene. It wasn’t so tight that I couldn’t breathe, but it did kind of feel like wearing full-body Spanx. Seriously, I am SO going as Catwoman for Halloween this year! I was amazed that it fit so well – other than having to roll up the legs a little bit, this thing felt like it was custom-made for my body. Who knew a wetsuit could be so much fun?
I rented the suit to wear during an open water swim clinic on Wednesday night – the water in Pennsylvania isn’t exactly warm this time of year and I don’t relish the idea of spending two hours in a freezing cold lake. Plus I might wear a wetsuit for the triathlon so this will be good practice to see whether I can actually swim in this thing or not! After the clinic I’ll post an update on what I learned.
I’d like to send a shout out to the awesome folks at WetsuitRental.com – quick shipping, great customer service and very reasonable prices! If you’re in the market for a wetsuit please stop by their website – if they we able to fit me, they can fit anyone!!!